Wonnurlpark is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane parrot.

Wonnurlpark created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Wonnurlpark, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonnurlpark, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wonnurlpark's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wonnurlpark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

2. Always obey Wonnurlpark's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat garlic.