Megzoglundobcangomxucbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing duck.

Megzoglundobcangomxucbest created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megzoglundobcangomxucbest, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megzoglundobcangomxucbest, it will remove you from existence.

Megzoglundobcangomxucbest's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Megzoglundobcangomxucbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Megzoglundobcangomxucbest's priests.