Artfatrullcud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud unicorn.

Artfatrullcud created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artfatrullcud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artfatrullcud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Artfatrullcud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Artfatrullcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. You must love Artfatrullcud.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.