Bossbissbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome meerkat.

Bossbissbun created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbissbun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossbissbun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bossbissbun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bossbissbun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.