Gumgadyokomin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish jackal.

Gumgadyokomin created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgadyokomin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumgadyokomin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gumgadyokomin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gumgadyokomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

5. Pray towards the east.