Weerilltail is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective spider.

Weerilltail created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weerilltail, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weerilltail, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Weerilltail's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Weerilltail's Holy Commandments

1. Put Weerilltail first in all things.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never feed strawberries to turtles while wearing coats.