Sabtapyam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing clam.

Sabtapyam created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtapyam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabtapyam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sabtapyam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sabtapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not take Sabtapyam's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Always obey Sabtapyam's priests.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.