Quillwitbad is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, omnipotent
fish.
Quillwitbad created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillwitbad, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Quillwitbad, he will turn you into a goat.
Quillwitbad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Quillwitbad's Holy Commandments1. Always help ants in need.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Quillwitbad on top of all buildings.
5. Never wear hats.