Figkamspag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage raven.

Figkamspag created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Figkamspag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Figkamspag, it will ignore you.

Figkamspag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Figkamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Put Figkamspag first in all things.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.