Busbestmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful pig.

Busbestmin created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Busbestmin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busbestmin, he will turn you into a slug.

Busbestmin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Busbestmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Busbestmin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.