Tencadtap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented wolf.

Tencadtap created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tencadtap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tencadtap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tencadtap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tencadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must love Tencadtap.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.