Manbugcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty ant.

Manbugcut created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Manbugcut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manbugcut, it will turn you into a worm.

Manbugcut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Manbugcut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing black scarves and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about enzymes.