Fasbogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage cow.

Fasbogxen created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fasbogxen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fasbogxen, she will turn you into a plant.

Fasbogxen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fasbogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasbogxen.

2. Never feed onions to seals while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.