Cepgadcartengud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent slug.

Cepgadcartengud created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgadcartengud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepgadcartengud, it will turn you into a dog.

Cepgadcartengud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cepgadcartengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Worship no other gods but Cepgadcartengud.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.