Stiplat Dinlamjin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish armadillo.

Stiplat Dinlamjin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiplat Dinlamjin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stiplat Dinlamjin, he will be very unhappy.

Stiplat Dinlamjin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stiplat Dinlamjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Stiplat Dinlamjin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing shoes.