Mifnurquart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving grasshopper.

Mifnurquart created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifnurquart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifnurquart, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mifnurquart's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mifnurquart's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing turquoise hats and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Mifnurquart in the centre of the settlement.