Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Manbogcad Tiglamfod Flishogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.