Fabsawbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain naga.

Fabsawbom created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabsawbom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabsawbom, he will make you grow a tail.

Fabsawbom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fabsawbom's Holy Commandments

1. Fabsawbom loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to mice while wearing brown trousers.