Rulhomtarton is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody naga.

Rulhomtarton created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulhomtarton, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulhomtarton, he will turn you into a mole.

Rulhomtarton's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rulhomtarton's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rulhomtarton nine times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Rulhomtarton on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.