Zakhatdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever crab.

Zakhatdob created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakhatdob, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zakhatdob, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zakhatdob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zakhatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing black shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never jump near moths.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your neck purple.