Cutmildiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient snake.

Cutmildiss created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Cutmildiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutmildiss, he will send you a sign.

Cutmildiss' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cutmildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Hide from yellow grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Cutmildiss' priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.