Mabvonkgigstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous squirrel.

Mabvonkgigstaf created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvonkgigstaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabvonkgigstaf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabvonkgigstaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mabvonkgigstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mabvonkgigstaf's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.