Lipdumyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful swan.

Lipdumyarl created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipdumyarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipdumyarl, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lipdumyarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lipdumyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help porpoises.