Minfenzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless cobra.

Minfenzag created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfenzag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minfenzag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Minfenzag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Minfenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

3. Always help mites.

4. Minfenzag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to music.