Narfobnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish tapir.

Narfobnurt created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfobnurt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narfobnurt, he will think nothing of it.

Narfobnurt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Narfobnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.