Jipkomnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective armadillo.

Jipkomnurl created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipkomnurl, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipkomnurl, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jipkomnurl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jipkomnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jipkomnurl's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if six capybaras approach from the south.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipkomnurl.