Boggedwan Xucbon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate hedgehog.

Boggedwan Xucbon created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggedwan Xucbon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Boggedwan Xucbon, she will make you grow a tail.

Boggedwan Xucbon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Boggedwan Xucbon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.