Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless fairy.

Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Titnildag Motgilmig Faglaggemgid's name in vain.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.