Dabbonkbud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid clam.

Dabbonkbud created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabbonkbud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dabbonkbud, he will ignore you.

Dabbonkbud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dabbonkbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.