Armfatnutt Ciddabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent penguin.

Armfatnutt Ciddabmin created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Armfatnutt Ciddabmin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armfatnutt Ciddabmin, it will remove you from existence.

Armfatnutt Ciddabmin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Armfatnutt Ciddabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing violet jumpers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.