Getnabbod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet rat.

Getnabbod created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnabbod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getnabbod, he will manifest in front of you.

Getnabbod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Getnabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Erect six carbon sculptures of Getnabbod on top of important buildings.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing magenta trousers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getnabbod.