Neghimwon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest cobra.

Neghimwon created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neghimwon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neghimwon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Neghimwon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Neghimwon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Neghimwon.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.