Likvangup is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate
dingo.
Likvangup created silver two million years ago.
If you believe in
Likvangup, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Likvangup, it will curse you with boils.
Likvangup's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Likvangup's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing turquoise boots.
2. Never write about nucleic acids.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never talk about chlorophyll.
5. Never write about special relativity.