Libshavyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving goblin.

Libshavyarp created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libshavyarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Libshavyarp, he will destroy your home solar system.

Libshavyarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Libshavyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.