Caplatgeb Febviglen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent snake.

Caplatgeb Febviglen created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caplatgeb Febviglen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Caplatgeb Febviglen, he will think nothing of it.

Caplatgeb Febviglen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Caplatgeb Febviglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.