Cussbodjop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous turtle.

Cussbodjop created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbodjop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussbodjop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussbodjop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cussbodjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.