Hasgofzag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty gnu.

Hasgofzag created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasgofzag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasgofzag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hasgofzag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hasgofzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Hasgofzag on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

3. Hasgofzag loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Hasgofzag.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.