Ligvindiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy bee.

Ligvindiss created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligvindiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ligvindiss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ligvindiss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ligvindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must pray to Ligvindiss six times a day.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing indigo rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.