Minnibdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unjust cat.

Minnibdam created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Minnibdam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minnibdam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Minnibdam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Minnibdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into green rooms.