Largnurlhit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful hydra.

Largnurlhit created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnurlhit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Largnurlhit, it will destroy your home planet.

Largnurlhit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Largnurlhit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.

3. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak about limes.