Vednibtap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able mouse.

Vednibtap created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vednibtap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vednibtap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vednibtap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vednibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing brown scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never eat green fruit.