Gudxenrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced troll.

Gudxenrig created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudxenrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudxenrig, it will laugh at you.

Gudxenrig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gudxenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must pray to Gudxenrig four times a day.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.