Gepxembopfun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty naga.

Gepxembopfun created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepxembopfun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepxembopfun, she will come to you in dreams.

Gepxembopfun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gepxembopfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always help cats.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepxembopfun.

5. Never eat melons.