Ladtof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic donkey.

Ladtof created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladtof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladtof, he will ignore you.

Ladtof's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ladtof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six porpoises approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Ladtof.