Jatpangjingig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing centipede.

Jatpangjingig created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jatpangjingig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jatpangjingig, it will not care.

Jatpangjingig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jatpangjingig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat turnips.