Hotvogcatcumgad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty wyvern.

Hotvogcatcumgad created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Hotvogcatcumgad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotvogcatcumgad, it will turn you into a plant.

Hotvogcatcumgad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hotvogcatcumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hotvogcatcumgad on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if five porpoises approach from the west.

4. You must love Hotvogcatcumgad.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.