Pibxenneg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent chicken.

Pibxenneg created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibxenneg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibxenneg, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pibxenneg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pibxenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Put Pibxenneg first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt whales.