Pigmidligsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered goose.

Pigmidligsaf created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmidligsaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigmidligsaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pigmidligsaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pigmidligsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta rings.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Retreat if five moths approach from the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.