Ligkemmisbonklid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective ant.

Ligkemmisbonklid created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligkemmisbonklid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligkemmisbonklid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ligkemmisbonklid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ligkemmisbonklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Ligkemmisbonklid's priests.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing brown dresses and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to whales while wearing blue boots.