Vadcadstig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain slug.

Vadcadstig created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcadstig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadcadstig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vadcadstig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vadcadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the west.